Just who are COOLRussian? They are a J-Rock band known mostly for their bizarre onstage antics, cryptic lyrics and a rather odd friendship. Their clashing personalities leaves you puzzled as to how they can even function in the first place.
Let's meet the members;

Kousei - The eldest of the group at 29, he stands at 5ft 2", and is usually made fun of for both his age and his height. He is actually the one who composes most of COOLRussian's material. He is known for his short temper, hard work, cryptic lyrics, and mood swings.

Zulu - Front man and keyboardist, 26 years old, rarely seen singing anything while sober. Zulu's idea of hell would be stuck in the house with no products to pamper himself with, he likes to make sure he is well groomed at all times. Has a habit of talking in third person.

Kanata - The bassist and also the tallest at 6ft-who-knows what, he exaggerates this by wearing very high boots. He loves his bass guitar [which current is called a 'she' until further notice]. Negotiations are being made as to whether Kanata should stay in the band or not due to his recent icy behaviour towards Sinobu.

Sinobu - The newest addition to the band, despite being rather young [19] he is a rather gifted drummer. Sinobu has a very laid back, passive attitude and can be often oblivious to negative feedback cast his way by Kanata. He likes nothing more than jam sandwiches and drumming along to techno.